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FUEL FOR THE FIRE

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DRILLING FOR OIL OFF THE COST OF FLORIDA?  I know everyone's talking about it but I have a simple question!  WHY ARE WE STILL RUNNING OUR CARS AND GENERATING ELECTRICITY USING DINOSAUR TURDS?  It's been over 100 years of this crap and we still can't find anything else?   Come on people.

 

FREE DAMAGE CONTROL DOWNLOADS

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Hi Friends,

We just started selling our music on AmieStreet.com, and to kick
things off they are giving our fans $5 to download our music.

All you have to do is click on the link below to get $5 to download
our music or songs from tens of thousands of other great independent
artists.

Just click the link below and you'll be all set!

http://amiestreet.com/_l/cdbaby

Best,

Damage Control

 

KIDS IN THE HALL

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Last night Martin and I went to see KIDS IN THE HALL in Clearwater Florida.  The humor was superb and it was great to see true comedy professionals put on such a hilarious show.  Dave, Mark, Scott, Bruce and Kevin unleashed new material that was well crafted and packed quite a punch.  The one thing that I always appreciated about the Kids was the fact that each of their sketches has an actual ending.  Saturday Night Live could learn a thing or two from these boys about theme, structure and closing out a short.

So how do these guys translate from TV to stage?  Very well considering the stage (Rivoli Theater in Canada) is where they started.  The presentation utilized a projector and videos that doubled as both set and film screen for new shorts .  The most amazing thing about the performance was that you could see they were genuinely having fun.  The occassional laughter from one of the Kids wasn't distracting but an affirmation that what we were watching was truly funny.  This is not distilled corporate BS comedy like TWO AND A HALF MEN.  While watching them perform you realize that The KIDS IN THE HALL don't give a crap about demographic studies and test marketing (only if they have to).  The boys simply write what they think is funny. If you like it, you like it.  If you don't like it, then perhaps Larry the Cable Guy is more your speed.  From the motivational "Money Momentum" guys, to ripping on Coldplay, to the chicken lady and beyond, this event was well worth the money.

 

DAMAGE CONTROL ON AMAZON

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This just in.  All Damage Control CD's and DVD's will soon be available on Amazon.com - All things are in place so give it about 3-4 weeks.   Rude, exciting and provocative comedy in a neat to eat package that you can buy on the internet.  What more could you ask for?  (don't answer that).
 

NEW EXCITING THINGS

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New exciting things in store for Damage Control.  New shorts, new TV shows and two new CD's are slated for the rest of 2008.  No Show #1 and #2 finally have a potential DVD distribution deal.  As they say in the biz though, nothing is for sure until the ink is dry.  Stay tuned and all will be revealed shortly.
 

Hello

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Yo what up.
 

FAMILY PHOTO

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Here is our new official Damage Control group shot.  Big things are happening kids!  The TV pilot is being cast and should be shot in about a month.  No Show 2 is going out to FunLittleMovies and will be playing all over the world on a cell phone near you (or next to you).  Here's our beauty shot, enjoy!

damage control comedy group sketch

 

SANTA VS FROSTY FULL ANIMATION

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CLICK BELOW TO WATCH THE FULL VERSION OF SANTA VS. FROSTY

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS - FROM DAMAGE CONTROL

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FREE CHRISTMAS AND HOLIDAY COMEDY MP3'S ALL OVER THIS SITE.  Scroll down and click away.  There will be more HOLIDAY mp3's on the way.  In the meantime download a few from last year.  Also click on the link below to download our stuff from itunes.

http://www.apple.com/search/ipoditunes/?q=damage+control+comedy

 

JACK THE RIPPER MP3

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Another FREE spooky Halloween comedy short.  The true story of Jack The Ripper.  It's a real gas!  Happy Halloween kids!

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THE GAY BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

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Click on the monster below to download the new Halloween mp3 "THE GAY BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN".  More shorts on the way.  Oh this link may come in handy after listening - Herve Villachaize

gay bride of frankenstein halloween moster picture

 

FREE HALLOWEEN MP3'S

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A HALLOWEEN MP3 JUST FOR YOU.  MORE FUNNY AND SCARY MP3'S ON THE WAY.  CLICK THE BIG ASS PUMPKIN TO DOWNLOAD NOW.

big ass pumpkin great

 

NO SHOW #2

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NO SHOW #2 is finally here.  It premieres at The Tampa Film Review in Ybor City on October 12th at 8pm.  The second installment in the Damage Control TV series pokes fun at 80's horror flicks.  If you are a fan of GROOVE TUBE, AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON or KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE, then give THE NO SHOW a shot.  Damage Control Comedy clips are availble on XM radio, All Comedy Radio, College Radio worldwide, Sprint cellular downloads, funlittle movies and many other places.  For free Christmas mp3's go to www.comedychristmas.com - Soon we will have new FREE HALLOWEEN comedy shorts available on this website.  Below is the poster art for our slasher parody BLOW ME 2 (Which appears in The No Show #2).  Happy Halloween kids.

jason freddy friday the 13th michael myers blow me blower slasher

 

Johnny Buttnut - On Sale Now

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Click on the image below to order the latest cd frrom the crew, Johnny Buttnut and Other Tall Tales.


 

Will Ferrell - Landlord Video

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OK kids here is the link for the new Will Ferrell short "Landlord" on www.funnyordie.com - Our new CD is almost done.  Second No Show is still on the way.  I know our fans have been waiting but I'm editing as fast as I can.  We will do final CD recordings this week and then the new Funny as hell currently untitled album will hit the site in the next 2 or 3 weeks.  Remember if it's not funny then it's just either drama or sad or something... whatever.  Oh be sure to check out our new video below.

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

 

NEW SKETCH COMEDY VIDEO

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HERE YOU GO KIDS!  "Morning Ohs" THE LATEST VIDEO FROM DAMAGE CONTROL COMEDY.  ENJOY!

 

SAINT PATRICK'S DAY COMEDY SONG

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OK kiddies here you go.  Allen wrote this one in about 10 minutes and we recorded in about 15 as a crappy accapella group (did I spell that right).  Anyway this is a little comedy for those St. Patty's day nuts out there.

farts four leaf clover

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COMEDY MOVIES FOR 2007

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UPCOMING NOTABLE COMEDIES FOR 2007 -  Reno 911: Miami, Hot Fuzz, My Name is Bruce, Fanboys, Be Kind Rewind, Knocked Up, Balls of Fury, Barry Munday, Be Kind Rewind, Delta Farce, Hot Rod (with Andy Samberg), I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry (Adam Sandler), Mr. Woodcock, My Name is Bruce,

 

FREE SOUND EFFECTS

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FREE SOUND EFFECTS FOR BROADCAST AND INTERNET USE.  Over 80 professionally recorded. These were created by Damage Control and are for use under CREATIVE COMMONS.  Use them for anything with unlimited rights.  CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD SOUNDS EFFECTS NOW.

 

MORE COMEDY MP3'S COMING

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3RD. CD COMING OUT SOON!  SCROLL DOWN FOR FREE MP3'S.  THERE'S A BUNCH ALL OVER, JUST CLICK AWAY.

 

FREE COMEDY MP3'S

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FREE COMEDY MP3'S - DOWNLOAD FOR BROADCAST OR INTERNET PODCASTING.

CELEBRITY CRIME PLATE COLLECTION

DOCTOR ROSE FART PADS

FAMOUS ANUS

JOHNNY BUTTNUT

HOJACK

 

FREE MP3's COMEDY

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FREE COMEDY MP3'S ALL OVER THIS SITE!  JUST DOWNLOAD!  IT'S FREE STUFF!  OK kids the famously late 3rd. Damage Control  Comedy CD is going to be finished soon.  I promise you this is nothing like "Chinese Democracy" by that nut-ball Axel Rose.  It will be released in the near future.  I listened to the tracks and decided we needed a little more diversity.  Speaking of the near future, my all time favorite band The Police are getting back together.  80 tour date possible!?!   Count me in.  Comedy films to look forward to this year are Blades of Glory starring Will Ferrell and John Header plus "Evan All Mighty" with Steve Carrell.  I'll do an update and run down of all the years upcoming comedies later in the week.
 

FREE NEW MP3

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NEW FREE MP3 AUDIO SKETCH!  TIRED OF WAKING UP SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED?  LADIES GRAB A BOX OF MORNIN' OH'S!  Click the cereal box to download the mp3 comedy sketch. (be patient, Allen's working on the link. If it doesn't work right away try back a little later).

 

COMEDY VIDEOS TO YOUR LEFT

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LEFT HAND COLUMN HAS A BUNCH OF OUR COMEDY SHORTS.  JUST POINT AND CLICK!

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Ok kiddies stay tuned for an awesome New Year!  There's new free mp3's and videos on the way plus our No Show premier in Tampa at the Gasparilla Film Festival www.gasparillafilmfest.com -  Jay Hewlett will be in town promoting the short Mexican Sky.  So get your butt down here and watch the city get invaded by Pirates and filmakers from all over the world.

 

Santa vs. Frosty

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HERE'S THE FULL VIDEO KIDS!  ENJOY AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

santa vs frosty funny christmas pictures

 

BIPOLAR EXPRESS - NEW MP3

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FREE NEW  HOLIDAY COMEDY MP3 FROM DAMAGE CONTROL!  GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT KIDDIES!  The movie "Polar Express" was a holiday turd with no plot!  Take this lame-asses!

bipolar express polar christmas movie animation

 

FREE MP3 HORNY MANATEE SONG

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HORNY MANATEE SONG (download now)

 

FREE CHRISTMAS COMEDY MP3'S

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DOWNLOAD THESE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS COMEDY AUDIO SHORTS

"A Nude Christmas Carol"                                  "Wonderful Life"

"Dr. Rose Fart Pads Holiday"                             "Santa Reloaded"

"Sermon of the Mount"                                        "Guido Who Stole Christmas"                

 

HORNY MANATEE

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