Kenn

Alias: Scrub, Scrooge McDuck, Psychic Brain, Airwave.

Occupation: Slave to corporate america, alleyway mixed martial artist! TV connoisseur.

kenn

Hometown: He claims Tampa on his tax forms, but we've seen the stubby little...um, 'antennae' he tries to hide under that wig. Also, while we wouldn't dream of pointing fingers, we haven't seen the cat in a while.

Where You've Seen Him Before: American Super Idol, Big Ass Magnet, The No Show, satellite photos of Area 51.

Writing Credits: Caroling Abuse, Ghetto Mart, Job Interview.

His Damage: Headache, nausea, upset stomach, diarrhea... Peto Max.

Any other facts, random or relevant: Scrooge McDuck was the #1 Forbes fictional 500 character for 2008 (surpassing Richie Rich). He has maintained a top 15 ranking since the lists inception. Also, the audio skit "Caroling Abuse" is based on a true story, but we can't talk about the details while the charges are still pending.

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