Gene Alias: Geneus, Jerky, honkey, retard, Vlad the Impaler, Santa, Ye Old Buttwipe, Fknut, Tardo, Big G Dizzle. Occupation:** Of bathrooms, space and occasionally theater seats. But mostly bathrooms.
Hometown: James Town, which is not a funny answer. He'd really like to be from Monkey's Eyebrow, AZ or French Lick, IN so if anyone in those towns would like to adopt him please contact us to arrange payment. Where You've Seen Him Before: American Super Idol, which was supposed to be his ticket to fame, fortune and the Playboy Mansion. Unfortunately, Hugh didn't really get the humor or the tight costumes...on the guys. Writing Credits: He swears he singlehandedly breathed creative life into Morning Oh’s, Dr. Rose, Sack Lickin’, Ho-Jack, Fantastic Fornicators, and The Goof of the Magi. But since he only communicates using numbers and fire, we're pretty sure he's full of st. His Damage: "Whatever it is they have a pill for it. Ambien is my favorite drug. It makes you fall asleep and lose control of your bowels. Waking up never felt so fresh." Any other facts, random or relevant:** The square of the period of the revolution is proportional to the semi-major axis of the ellipse. It’s absolutely true you f*%#ing jackwads.
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Gene

Alias: Geneus, Jerky, honkey, retard, Vlad the Impaler, Santa, Ye Old Buttwipe, F**knut, Tardo, Big G Dizzle.

Occupation: Of bathrooms, space and occasionally theater seats. But mostly bathrooms.

Hometown: James Town, which is not a funny answer. He'd really like to be from Monkey's Eyebrow, AZ or French Lick, IN so if anyone in those towns would like to adopt him please contact us to arrange payment.

Where You've Seen Him Before: American Super Idol, which was supposed to be his ticket to fame, fortune and the Playboy Mansion. Unfortunately, Hugh didn't really get the humor or the tight costumes...on the guys.

Writing Credits: He swears he singlehandedly breathed creative life into Morning Oh’s, Dr. Rose, Sack Lickin’, Ho-Jack, Fantastic Fornicators, and The Goof of the Magi. But since he only communicates using numbers and fire, we're pretty sure he's full of s**t.

His Damage: "Whatever it is they have a pill for it. Ambien is my favorite drug. It makes you fall asleep and lose control of your bowels. Waking up never felt so fresh."

Any other facts, random or relevant: The square of the period of the revolution is proportional to the semi-major axis of the ellipse. It’s absolutely true you f*%#ing jackwads.